Our ratings system is of course highly subjective, but we've tried to be fair, and rate against expectations, price levels and the hotel's own publicity. We scored each hotel in ten categories, listed below, giving a final total out of a hundred.

The following details provide a descriptive summary of the hotels in order of merit, by country, and then there is a table listing individual scores in each category. Where there is a figure in brackets (6), it indicates that this item was not offered and so cannot be rated; we've given it 6/10 assuming it would have been average standard if offered.

Naturally we didn't examine any rooms other than our own, nor necessarily use all the facilities on offer. Any of these hotels may be under different management since we stayed, so this can only be our personal opinion from one visit.

Location: Either usefully located or pretty, or both
Reception: Genuinely welcoming / low snot level
Room: Clean, decent bed, big enough bathroom, little touches (i.e. window)
Porterage: Anywhere from 'holding out key without lifting eyes from newspaper' to 'bags in room and on stool before you get up there.'
Mini Bar: Usual selection; we were looking for dry white wine and lots of cashews
Food: Hotel's own restaurant and/or Room Service
Service: Of staff in general, restaurant staff, and concierge if applicable
Value: Was it worth the dosh we paid?
Facilities: Pool, laundry, games/sports, bar etc
Feel: Comfortable, friendly, staff attitude, atmosphere, smiliness etc
A key question is would you return to a hotel? We've devised our own star system, based on the following number of martinis:
To stay in this hotel would be a major, or even main reason for a journey
If we found ourselves in the area again, we would definitely stay in this hotel, and would recommend it to you.
If in the area again, we might choose to stay in this hotel.
If in the area again, we would AVOID staying in this hotel.
Barcelona - Hotel Arts
Location
Reception
Room
Porterage
Mini Bar
Food
Service
Value
Facilities
Feel
Total
8.5
8
10
8
8
9
10
8
9
9
87.5
Simply the best. Ultra-modern and chic. Room superb, with loads of mod-con buttons to press; stunning bathroom; service, especially the concierge, flawless; food excellent. On beach and next to casino, but a fair walk from the city centre. We have been back to Barcelona since - simply to stay here.  
Madrid - Palace Hotel
Location
Reception
Room
Porterage
Mini Bar
Food
Service
Value
Facilities
Feel
Total
9
8
8
8
8
9
7
7
7
8
79
Stunning domed bar and dining area, superb all-you-can-eat buffet. Room very clean with top-notch marble bathroom. Opposite Prado and Thyssen museums.  
Toledo - Parador
Location
Reception
Room
Porterage
Mini Bar
Food
Service
Value
Facilities
Feel
Total
9.5
8
8
9
7
6
7
8
6
8
76.5
Superb hilltop location overlooking the whole of Toledo, with breathtaking dining terrace. Good large room with balcony. Pool, but closed when we were there. Good value.  
Vejer de la Frontera - 17, Plaza de Espana
Location
Reception
Room
Porterage
Mini Bar
Food
Service
Value
Facilities
Feel
Total
9
8
7
(6)
(6)
(6)
8
8
(6)
10
75
As close as you'll get to staying in a Spanish home. Lovely location in old plaza of traditional hilltop town. Half a dozen rooms, on several levels, all done in trad Andalucian style - not luxury, but achingly genuine. Town is fascinating, with steep cobbled streets and loads of tavernas. Tapas heaven!  
Puzol, near Valencia - Hotel Casino Monte Picayo
Location
Reception
Room
Porterage
Mini Bar
Food
Service
Value
Facilities
Feel
Total
6
8
8
8
7
7
8
8
8
6
74
Astonishing Bavarian décor, like the Schloss Adler in Where Eagles Dare. Huge room with balcony, pools, casino down the road, bars. Very friendly and helpful after 'the incident'.  
Cordoba - Hotel Alfaros
Location
Reception
Room
Porterage
Mini Bar
Food
Service
Value
Facilities
Feel
Total
7
7
7
8
7
6
7
7
8
7
71
Large and marbled, within tiled townhouses. Small but comfortable room. Pool and nice bar. Cool in the heat.  
Aigua Blava - Parador
Location
Reception
Room
Porterage
Mini Bar
Food
Service
Value
Facilities
Feel
Total
9
7
7
(6)
7
6
6
8
7
7
70
Amazing clifftop location (state owned), rather boxy but spacious hotel. Big bland room with balcony, not much atmosphere. Very pretty beach down steep path.  
Tordesillas - Parador
Location
Reception
Room
Porterage
Mini Bar
Food
Service
Value
Facilities
Feel
Total
6
7
6
6
7
7
7
6
6
6
64
Former Castillian mansion, rather cold atmosphere. Pool, but closed out of season; extensive grounds, but raining. Room large tiled authentic Spanish.  
Granada - Hotel Saray
Location
Reception
Room
Porterage
Mini Bar
Food
Service
Value
Facilities
Feel
Total
6
7
6
8
7
5
5
6
7
6
63
Huge and impersonal conference hotel. Food very low standard. Service perfunctory. If you can afford it, stay at the Parador in the Alhambra.  
Gijon - Parador
Location
Reception
Room
Porterage
Mini Bar
Food
Service
Value
Facilities
Feel
Total
7
6
7
3
6
8
6
6
4
6
59
Lovely old building with duck park, but next to football stadium. Gloomy weather didn't help, but not much reason to return to Gijon. Excellent food.  
Puerto Banus - Hotel Rincon Andaluz
Location
Reception
Room
Porterage
Mini Bar
Food
Service
Value
Facilities
Feel
Total
7
5
8
7
4
5
4
6
7
5.5
58.5
Posh Butlins; two-storey villas round themed pool. Huge apartment with huge bathroom, but otherwise disappointing. Food very average, service surly.  
Near Bordeaux - Chateau LaMothe
Location
Reception
Room
Porterage
Mini Bar
Food
Service
Value
Facilities
Feel
Total
10
9
10
(6)
(6)
(6)
8
9
7
10
81
The most beautiful private house I've ever seen. 12th century moated castle, family owned. Very welcoming, drinks with family. Five vast, sumptous and elegant suites (we saw them). Excellent restaurants not far. Breakfast on terrace. Very good value.  
Chagny, near Beaune - Hostellerie de Bellecroix
Location
Reception
Room
Porterage
Mini Bar
Food
Service
Value
Facilities
Feel
Total
8
7
8
10
7
9
8
7
8
8
80
Old chateau in lovely grounds with big pool. Huge medieval stone room with round tower bathroom. Outstanding restaurant - the best dinner we had.  
Cannes - Hotel Martinez
Location
Reception
Room
Porterage
Mini Bar
Food
Service
Value
Facilities
Feel
Total
9
7
8
8
8
8
8
6
9
8
79
Superb location with private beach. Cooler than the Carlton. Good room and balcony overlooking spectacular bay. Very expensive during Film Festival, but never cheap. We have been back twice for special treats.  
La Motte, Provence - Villa Pays Ribas
Location
Reception
Room
Porterage
Mini Bar
Food
Service
Value
Facilities
Feel
Total
9
8
9
(6)
(6)
(6)
8
8
8
10
78
Wonderful small villa high in the hills, sleeps six, massive master bedroom with sunken bath. Not overlooked at all, very peaceful, good pool.  
Chablis - Hostellerie de Clos
Location
Reception
Room
Porterage
Mini Bar
Food
Service
Value
Facilities
Feel
Total
8
8
7
7
7
9
8
9
6
8
77
A three-winged house and barn, converted with modern rooms, in centre of town. Rooms are basic standard and very good value so you can sleep off the world-class food. Pretty grassed courtyard for breakfast.  
Talloires, Lake Annecy - Le Cottage
Location
Reception
Room
Porterage
Mini Bar
Food
Service
Value
Facilities
Feel
Total
9
7
7
7
(6)
7
7
7
8
8
75
Superb location on edge of chocolate-box lake village. Stunning views of water and mountains. Room fine, with lake-view balcony. Lovely dining terrace, good food.  
Doullens, Picardy - Chateau Remaisnil
Location
Reception
Room
Porterage
Mini Bar
Food
Service
Value
Facilities
Feel
Total
10
7
8
(6)
7
8
7
6
8
7
74
Quite breathtaking classic French chateau, formerly owned and restored by Laura Ashley. Rooms grand and ornate. Family owned and hosted. Sweeping grounds, pool. A little overpriced though, and difficult to relax - it's their home.  
Rocamadour - Hotel Beau Site
Location
Reception
Room
Porterage
Mini Bar
Food
Service
Value
Facilities
Feel
Total
9
8
8
(6)
(6)
(6)
8
9
6
7
73
Best location, in centre of village. Suite overlooking valley. Astonishing value.  
Le Touquet - Hotel Westminster
Location
Reception
Room
Porterage
Mini Bar
Food
Service
Value
Facilities
Feel
Total
8
7
8
7
7
7
7
7
8
6
72
Huge and redbrick conference/seaside town hotel. Very 20s inside - our room is large and comfortable with B&W bathroom. Good bar/room service. Rattley lift.  
The Loire - Chateau de Chissay
Location
Reception
Room
Porterage
Mini Bar
Food
Service
Value
Facilities
Feel
Total
7
7
8
(6)
(6)
8
6
6
7
7
68
Grand old chateau, billed as 4* but not quite. First room poor, second room huge and delightful. Poor services and facilities. Excellent, if pricey, restaurant.  
Near Chartres - Le Manoir Pres de Roy
Location
Reception
Room
Porterage
Mini Bar
Food
Service
Value
Facilities
Feel
Total
7
7
6
(6)
6
8
7
7
6
7
67
Rambling farmhouse hotel in quiet setting. Room large but faded. Garden and tennis court. Superb rustic restaurant.  
Valbonne, Cote D'Azur - Hotel Opio Golf
Location
Reception
Room
Porterage
Mini Bar
Food
Service
Value
Facilities
Feel
Total
7
6
8
(6)
5
7
7
8
6
6
66
For golf enthusiasts, excellent. Good mezzanine'd room, with terrace next to 5th tee. Restaurant overlooks course and is very good.  
Sarlat - Hotel de Selves
Location
Reception
Room
Porterage
Mini Bar
Food
Service
Value
Facilities
Feel
Total
8
7
6
(6)
7
4
7
7
7
6
65
Not bad for a budget hotel. Room Travelodge standard, enclosed pool and small garden. Two minutes walk to lovely town centre.  
Carcassonne - Hotel Montsegur
Location
Reception
Room
Porterage
Mini Bar
Food
Service
Value
Facilities
Feel
Total
6
7
4
(6)
(6)
8
6
5
3
5
56
Run down old French hotel. Room tiny, bathroom ridiculous. Owner friendly but everything musty and funereal. Restaurant nearby, owned by them, excellent.  
Cognac - Domaine de Breuil
Location
Reception
Room
Porterage
Mini Bar
Food
Service
Value
Facilities
Feel
Total
6
5
3
(6)
(6)
8
4
5
4
5
52
Very faded mansion-type hotel, with rooms split by hardboard partitions into horrid DSS-type accommodation. Restaurant surprisingly good. Unless you're a Cognac-sseur, there appears to be no particularly good reason to visit the town.  
Sirmione, Lake Garda - Palace Hotel Villa Cortine
Location
Reception
Room
Porterage
Mini Bar
Food
Service
Value
Facilities
Feel
Total
9
8
9
7
7
8
8
7
9
9
81
Expansive and comfortable hotel in enviable setting. Excellent room with balcony. Romantic terrace dining, good pool, private beach with lunch/bar. Great for a week's pampering.  
Venice - Gritti Palace
Location
Reception
Room
Porterage
Mini Bar
Food
Service
Value
Facilities
Feel
Total
10
7
8
8
8
9
8
7
7
8
80
What can you say? One of the best hotels in the world. Our room is a poem, but up the back, of course, because we're nobodies. Location unequalled, and breakfast on the terrace is a religious experience. Huge money, but unique.  
Florence - Hotel Lungarno
Location
Reception
Room
Porterage
Mini Bar
Food
Service
Value
Facilities
Feel
Total
9
8
8
8
8
8
8
7
7
8
79
A Room With A View - our balcony overlooked the Ponte Vecchio. Superbly comfortable small hotel on the Arno. Quietly excellent.  
Torgiano, Perugia - Le Tre Vaselle
Location
Reception
Room
Porterage
Mini Bar
Food
Service
Value
Facilities
Feel
Total
8
7
9
7
7
9
8
7
9
7
78
Luxurious hotel converted from several Umbrian townhouses. Huge suite. Fantastic pool area with views and bar. Excellent restaurant. Torgiano is remote.  
Positano - Hotel Le Agavi
Location
Reception
Room
Porterage
Mini Bar
Food
Service
Value
Facilities
Feel
Total
8
8
7
8
8
8
7
7
8
8
77
Luxurious hotel clinging to cliffs above the Amalfi coast - one of the best views in the world. Room small but good, with balcony. Good public rooms and restaurant. Pool and bar on lower level.  
Santa Margherita Ligure - Hotel Continentale
Location
Reception
Room
Porterage
Mini Bar
Food
Service
Value
Facilities
Feel
Total
8
7
6
8
8
6
7
7
7
7
71
Grand old hotel in attractive Italian Riviera town. Room okay, with balcony, but faded. Restaurant a bit stuffy and short hours. Good public areas. Pool and rocks.  
Rome - Aldrovandi Palace Hotel
Location
Reception
Room
Porterage
Mini Bar
Food
Service
Value
Facilities
Feel
Total
8
7
8
7
7
7
7
5
6
6
68
Quiet and imposingly grand position in the Borghese, but standards not quite up to the five star rating. Unusual room with large roof terrace. Charge for pool use!  
Ostia - Rome Airport Palace Hotel
Location
Reception
Room
Porterage
Mini Bar
Food
Service
Value
Facilities
Feel
Total
5
7
6
8
7
7
6
6
6
3
61
Name is a bit misleading, as none of the four words seem to be entirely accurate. Conferences/aircrew hotel only. Room good size but hot. Not a nice place, but they did let us keep the car there over the weekend.  
Ferrara - Hotel Duchessa Isabella
Location
Reception
Room
Porterage
Mini Bar
Food
Service
Value
Facilities
Feel
Total
6
6
6
6
6
(6)
6
5
5
5
57
Ridiculously puffed and ruche'd pink palace. Room huge but PINK. Restaurant closed, and charged £15 to bring our breakfast. An experience.  
Florence - Palazzo Ricassoli
Location
Reception
Room
Porterage
Mini Bar
Food
Service
Value
Facilities
Feel
Total
6
6
4
(6)
(6)
(6)
6
5
5
5
55
Actually a residence, not really a hotel, as we discovered too late. We were put in red-brick student-level accommodation, all white melamine and throws. Not a success - went looking for another hotel before we'd even checked in.  
Salzburg - Hotel Mozart
Location
Reception
Room
Porterage
Mini Bar
Food
Service
Value
Facilities
Feel
Total
8
9
8
6
7
(6)
7
8
6
6
71
Fairly central and family run hotel. Room large and slightly faded. Friendly and multi-lingual reception. Not much character, but very good value.  
Baden-Baden - Brenner's Park Hotel and Spa
Location
Reception
Room
Porterage
Mini Bar
Food
Service
Value
Facilities
Feel
Total
9
8
8
8
8
8
9
8
8
9
83
World-class luxury hotel in stunning parkland location in quiet city centre. Rooms very good, food delicious, grounds lovely. Pool quite stunning. Expensive and grand - and knows it.  
Moos, Lake Constance - Hotel Gottfried
Location
Reception
Room
Porterage
Mini Bar
Food
Service
Value
Facilities
Feel
Total
7
7
8
7
7
8
7
5
7
6
69
Quiet village location, hotel modern and quirky. Room large but rather spartan. Delightful garden for dining. Food excellent. Overpriced.  
Luxembourg - Hotel Le Royal
Location
Reception
Room
Porterage
Mini Bar
Food
Service
Value
Facilities
Feel
Total
8
7
7
8
7
7
6
5
6
5
66
Featureless conference hotel not worth anything like its five stars. Room large but sub-Hilton standard. 1: Good location 2: Er….. 3: That's it.  
Near Brussels/Waterloo - Kasteel van Neerijse
Location
Reception
Room
Porterage
Mini Bar
Food
Service
Value
Facilities
Feel
Total
7
8
7
6
7
8
8
8
6
7
72
Grand old redbrick chateau, rather faded. Lovely large grounds with lake and deer. Friendly, with big, old fashioned room. Food very good.  
Position Hotel / Location Score
1 The Arts, Barcelona 87.5
2 Brenner's Park, Baden-Baden 83
3= Villa Cortine, Sirmione 81
3= Chateau LaMothe, Bordeaux 81
5= Hostillerie Bellecroix, Chagny 80
5= Gritti Palace, Venice 80

 

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